Dear Saturday Night

Fancy Cocktail

Welcome to the Dark Side:
The Menu

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Abstract Paint

D*ck Appointments

Think big. But we'll start with just drinks or even doing the dirty.

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Annoying AF

Splitting the check. Farting in the car, windows up. Those sorts of things.

That Whole Life Thing

Wrinkles. Weird cellulite. Overdrawn bank accounts.